TIM FLANARY NEEDS A NEW GUITAR AND HAS NO MONEY

And has no money because he’s a poor starving artist.  No really I have no money and I really am in need of a new guitar.  I’m not going to ask for a handout.  I’m just going to ask that if you can find it in the goodness of your heart to go and Buy my CD ”Back On Prozak”.  I could probably get my guitar just be selling 400 or so copies.  That’s not that many……  PLEASE???